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[ There is a lot of loud teenage yelling in the bracelet. ]

This is some baloney! Gramps! Hey, Gramps, Crozier, where the mess are you? Ya gotta get me to him, you sanctimonious Nurse jerk, he's sick! He ain't doing well and someone's gotta look out for him. Tell me where he is or I'll break your kneecaps!

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[ Understandably, telling someone that you'll break their kneecaps gets you sent to the naughty room. Kyoko is speedrunning getting in trouble as not even two hours into her stay on the Clipper, she's sent to a padded room in Sick Bay. Anyone visiting can hear faint yelling from inside of one of the rooms and actual yelling should they go inside to see what's what.

Later, she can be found skulking around the ship, glaring at everybody and shaking down anybody from the Barge to try and get information. Crozier isn't here. And in Kyoko's mind, that's not going to stand. ]

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Yeah, well, it gets better. So what happened a long time ago, like a million years ago, is that the comet fell and killed the dinosaurs and split our dimensions. So we have people who came from lizards and people who came from monkeys! And Daisy's people are the lizard people.

[ a looooooong paaaaaaaaause. ]

That sounds kinda fake but it's not like I have any way to prove it's kinda fake. Sure. Monkey people and lizard people both exist.

Exactly. And Koopa wanted to merge the dimensions together because he wanted to rule over everyone. Because they don't have a lot of stuff over in their world. It's one city in a desert that doesn't end.

Was he at least able to back up those claims that he could rule or did he suck at those as well?

The first thing he did when he came over was turn Scapelli into a monkey! So no.

How the heck did he turn someone into a monkey?!

[ #priorities ]

Uh, with his de-evolution gun. That's how we turned him into primordial soup!

[ paaaaaaaaause ]

That sounds like a whole story that I only know half about. Right, we should definitely meet up somewhere to talk.

Sure thing. I'm in the common room.

I'll see you soon.

[ And about ten minutes later, Kyoko makes her way to the common room. She's still bristling, still angry, still has that 'feral cat ready to claw your face off' vibe...but she's relaxing a little the longer she's here. ]

[Luigi's lounging in a chair, video game controller in hand. It's not exactly what he likes to play, but non violent video games are still video games. He doesn't look over at Kyoko as his car rounds a curve. He sticks out his tongue and moves the controller, hoping that will give him a burst of speed.]

[ Kyoko watches for a moment, watching Luigi as he continues to play the video game. There's a moment before, ]

Hey, go get the mushroom, [ she points out. ] Stuff like that are always some kinda boost in these games.

Oh I know that. But I keep getting the dumb boosts!

[He pauses and restarts the game, though he hands her another controller.]

[ She takes the controller and sits down next to Luigi. ]

I'm a lot better than dance games than racing games, [ she points out. ] So if I lose, it's not cause I don't know how to play video games or anything. I'd win at DDR. It's just these games are better with multiple people and it's usually just me.

Nah, it's alright. We're playing team co-op, not battle.

[He sits up a bit, giving her a little more room, and then starts the race.]

Does this place even let you play battle in the first place? [ she grumbles, as she starts the game. ]

The Nurse would probably say that competition is against the spirit of healing or some nonsense like that. As if competition hasn't helped save people's lives.

[He expertly drifts around a curve.]

Nah. This game lets you play against each other.

What's DDR?

Dance Dance Revolution. It's a rhythm game where you've gotta step to the beat and follow the instructions on screen. [ Kyoko tries to drift around the curve but slams into a different car instead. It's obvious she's trying not to curse. ]

Not gonna brag, but I'm pretty good at it.

Hey, that sounds neat.

[He chuckles as she slams into the car.]

It's kinda fun to play bumper cars with them too, you know?

[ Kyoko lets out an ] Mmhmm!

Honestly, it's the closest thing here that's made me get the same rush I do when I'm fighting.

[He nods.]

Yeah, fighting isn't a good thing. I wish sometimes that we could do, I don't know, a little roughhousing, but I get why it's like this.

Uh, excuse you, fighting's wonderful, [ Kyoko points out, with a little frown. ]

It's how you stay alive. And even in the gym, even if it's just training, you get so worked up and you just feel great after a good fight.

Eh, I'd rather just sit around and play video games.

[Like this. No one said he was a go-getter.]

Wow. You're lazy.

[ no shit, Kyoko. ]

Yeah, Mario says that all the time.

[He doesn't let it affect him at all. He just cuts through one of the corners with the finish line in sight.]

	
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